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Democracy has spoken! After a vote of (squints at computer) 111% in favour, I've now updated the ~keith/social rules:

A collage of drawings of Wendell from Fortnite, surrounding the words "do it for him"

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@Chalk Llate oh no I sure hope I don't accidentally an anthro wolf lying naked on a bed, licking their lips. precum leaks out of their sheath that really would suck
@Chalk Llate

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The species responsible for countless genocides has proclaimed themselves as the universe's arbiters of objective morality!
Lord Farquaad from Shrek pointing at the camera, amused

time for another hastily drawn "the site" comic ig
the site in "listen to minorities"<br><br>a stick figure with a microphone tells another stick figure "you should listen to minorities", and they answer "ok I will". in the next panel, they approach a group of people and say "hello what are your opinions on the thing". the group replies, "actually we all have varying experiences with the thing and we do not unanimously agree with that other guy's opinion". finally, the lone person returns to microphone guy and says, "hello I listened to minorities and I disagree with your opinion on the thing", to which they respond, "sorry, wrong minorities, I meant 'listen to the minorities that tell you to do what I say'"

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@♪ Octavia con Amore ♬ @Soft Dragon :verified_dragon:✨ Yeah, you can also just bind them to the arrow keys (which IIRC Emacs does by default, and is what I use), but it produces behaviour like this:
GIF demonstrating Emacs' cursor movement within mixed English and Arabic text. At the boundaries between the English and Arabic text, the cursor jumps to the opposite end of the text visually, and starts moving in the opposite direction.

It shouldn't be too hard to check the writing direction of the text underneath point and reverse the arrow key mapping accordingly, but I'm not sure how you'd handle the boundaries between different writing directions.
@Soft Dragon :verified_dragon:✨ @♪ Octavia con Amore ♬

@Soft Dragon :verified_dragon:✨ see this is why emacs is superior, it uses a much more intuitive keyboard layout for movement:
Drawing of a QWERTY keyboard, showing the location of the keys for the C-f, C-b, C-n, and C-p commands
@Soft Dragon :verified_dragon:✨

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I have an announcement to make to my audience... I'm sorry you all had to find out this way but:



I hope you can forgive me.

〜キースDX：Fediverseで同性愛の狼とセックスしてる版！

2023-02-09 13:41:57


me omw to fediblock all the queer instances for "allowing morally distasteful or illegal discussion" (i am secretly vladimir putin)

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>need to generate a signed distance field from an image
>the quickest solution I can find is a rust crate
>spin up a simple cargo project that literally just uses signed-distance-field and image, it's 10 lines of code
>cargo run
>it downloads 30 crates
>target folder is 368.8 F U C K I N G MiB
>mfw
My avatar edited into the meme of the white girls at a party looking at the camera in confusion and disgust.

<sarcasm>What a well-designed language!</sarcasm>

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@:konsti: sony teenyDog LLC Yeah, I guess it's not that bad, but it's certainly less comfortable for me than shift+arrows.

Anyways, here's the current layout for the custom keyboard I want to make eventually:

A mockup of a large, beige, C64-like keyboard, with an integrated amber screen and RGB lighting illuminating the legends of the main keycaps.

I tried to optimize the symbol placement for writing Lisp code, while sticking to QWERTY since it's too deeply entrenched into my brain. ...And then I decided to do the cursed thing with the arrow keys and essentially turn it into a split keyboard minus the benefits of a split keyboard. I don't remember what inspired that, but as horrible as it looks, I feel like it might actually work.
@:konsti: :villain_heart: Portable doggie @ MFF

@Slowest Mia sigh alright fine have some mutt bulge

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@aiM

Yay, the sensitive media fix worked first time! Now I can post wolf balls to my heart's content.
wolf balls and sheathclose-up of a canine's sheath and balls, the tip of their cock barely poking out as an unknown furry fondles their balls

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it's that time of the week again, time for Yearning... why can't this be me 😭

An anthro dog with various shades of brown fur, lying on their stomach, wearing a purple collar and muzzle. They're looking back at the viewer with their tongue out as someone offscreen tugs on their leash. Their legs are spread and their tail is lifted up, revealing their hole, which is leaking cum. Their butt is also covered in cum, and has tally marks and the words "slut" and "whore" written on it. On their left shoulder blade, "cum dump" is written as well.

Anything's a bussy if you're brave enough.

furry porn~keith sighting REAL (except I would still be in my leather jacket)
A brown-and-white anthro dog with blue limbs sitting in an office chair at its desk, while another anthro dog with black, white, and purple fur sucks it off underneath the desk. The dog giving head is on all fours and leashed to the desk. A bowl on the floor fills with excess cum as the brown-and-white dog unloads in the other's maw.

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