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Windows runs League of Legends

Ultramarine Linux does not.

Ultramarine is the superior OS.

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〜キース:同性愛のアナキストの犬のアクション! reshared this.


when you tell your dog to "shake" and it starts twerking and wiggling its hips :facepalm
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girls help should I:
1) work on some of the projects i've actually talked about on here before
2) pick up my batshit insane project to resurrect Display PostScript as an X11/Wayland replacement





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i may be an idiot! …but im -an idiot! but im -stupid, stu-us

you guys have fun :)
NOT THAT MUCH FUN
NOT THAT MUCH FUN

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the hellhound urge to partake in incredibly reckless shenanigans that ultimately result in an explosion which launches me through the door to my workshop and into my bedroom, startling my partner/friend as i land right next to them, covered in soot, several patches of fur still aflame, with the most devious grin on my face
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Another great reason to #WearAMask ..... because fuckin vending machines are out here taking pics of you to try and spin up a profit for their owners:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/vending-machine-error-reveals-secret-face-image-database-of-college-students/

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Silly tv show paranoid person in the 90s: cameras are everywhere!!! 🤪

Normal cognizant person in the 2020s: cameras are everywhere. 😑

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Well shit, I'm sure the vending machines were doing this when I tried going back to school a year ago. I applaud SquidKid's restraint if a vending machine displayed a "facerecognition" error I would engage in property damage right there


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oooooh you wanna adopt me so badly i have no aggression issues and i won't eat your furniture oooohh


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just misparsed "librarian" as an intentional corruption of "liberal". i think that's one of the primary symptoms of grass fondling deficiency syndrome

Pup Keith DX Director's Cut reshared this.


░AND░YOU░MAY░FIND░YOURSELF░
░IN░A░BEAUTIFUL░BIO░
░WITH░A░BEAUTIFUL░BOT░
░AND░YOU░MAY░ASK░YOURSELF░
░WELL,░WHERE’S░THE░PUSSY?░
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🎶
Letting the days go by,
let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by,
WATER░FLOWING░IN░BIO

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Friendica is a good social media platform because whenever you make a post or get interactions, the whole frontend locks up for several minutes. Can't get addicted to scrolling if you can't even access the site 8-)

Edit: In an ironic twist of fate, my Friendica server actually stopped lagging the moment I posted this.

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so me and my bf combo mumble and discord, mumble for voice and discord for screensharing. every single day, something goes wrong with discord. either the app gets all slow, the video cuts out and dies, we get disconnected and reconnected randomly, all while mumble is just cruisin and chillin and has never broken ever

fuck discord

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Family 17h (Models 00h-0fh) HD Audio Controller


normal partners raise children together. i, on the other hand, raise Linux servers. 8-)

aww, qemu-vm-3621's handling their first request! they grow up so fast :')


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sign that reads "will run anarchist server infrastructure for anal"
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actually if you give me food, housing, Internet access, and gay sex, you can get me to do quite a lot of things for you

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I am once again asking for punk guys to adopt me as their pet (I give good blowjobs and I know how to run Linux servers)
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dog that only responds to commands prefixed with "sudo"

sudo sit

sudo lay

sudo roll over



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hnng colonel im trying to sneak around but the smell of my alpha's cum keeps alerting the guards
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